[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”
“sure thing son whatchu need”
No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me
Have you ever seen brown eyes in the sun? You don’t always notice it at first but you’ll see that ‘brown’ no longer describes them. They melt into golden rays, circling an eclipse. There’s nothing boring about brown eyes, not even when the later hours encroach; they just turn into a sunset of their own.
what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”