"I am a very private person, yet I am an open book.
If you don’t ask…I won’t tell."

awesomephilia:

awesomephilia:

an octopus is just a wet spider

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are you calling me a spider

(Source: dutchster)

crebit:

i’m in friend love with all of you

(Source: aidn)

apuarius:

Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

dekutree:

me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—

horoscope: pisces are sexy as hell

me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time